The first story featuring the CCC sees the team trying to find ... a rock???
Disclaimer: I'm sorry to say that I do not own Pokémon, anything Pokémon-related, Happy Feet, Playstation 2, either Nintendo or Sony, Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles, Ritz Cheese Crackers or Magical Stars (a.k.a. *).
Starshine: Hello there, and welcome to the first story starring the Cascade Cave gang! Or as I like to call them, the CCC!
Kirike: Erm... shouldn't that be CC?
Starshine: No. Cascade Cave has three C's so it's CCC!
Kirike: But it's only two words...
Starshine: Shut up. I am the author, what I say goes!
Kirike: Fine...
Starshine: As I was saying, Hi! My name is Starshine Umbreon. Well, it's just Starshine but I added Umbreon because I posses the amazing ability to transform into an Umbreon! And over there...
Kirike: Humph.
Starshine: Is my amazingly grumpy pet Kirike the Ninetales.
Kirike: My name IS Ninetales! Stop calling me Kirike!
Starshine: No! I caught you, and so I can nickname you all I want! Yeah, so here it is!!! The amazing CCC in...
Starshine: Hey! CCC!
Kimi (the Vulpix): What do you want, Starshine?
Fleya (the Seel): Yeah, we only just moved in and you want us to do you a favour?
Starshine: Well, yeah! I kinda lost Kirike's pet rock, so I need you to find me another one in the hope that I can replace the one I lost before Kirike kills me. Also, in the hope that I can create a fun and appealing first impression, I am claiming it is a Magical Rock that will grant your wishes!
Posy (the Plusle): Yay! A Magical Rock that I can claim the wishes of!
Suki (the Sunkern): Meep! Meep!
Starshine: I should now add that Suki never says anything but "Kern" which roughly translates to Meep.
Moonlight (the Houndour): Fine, fine... We'll find your stoopid rock.
Starshine: Kirike's. Not mine.
Bagel (the Bagon): Whatever.
Kimi: So let's get going.
Starshine: So the CCC head to the shop down the street from their rather primitive cave in the wilderness. I mean, why live in a cave in the wilderness when there is a great town right across from you?
Moonlight: Do you know how much those houses cost?
Starshine: Of course. I live in one of them.
Bagel: Whatever.
Starshine: So the CCC went to the shop, where Lotad worked.
Fleya: Hey Lotad!
Lotad: Hey gang! What can I do for you?
Kimi: Do you have any rock—
Starshine: Magical Rocks!!
Kimi: ...Magical Rocks?
Lotad: No, sorry. Well, I have a regular rock-
Starshine: IT'S A MAGICAL ROCK!!!
Lotad: Erm... Yes, I have a Magical Rock! And you can have it for the low low price of one Magical Cloak!
Posy: What?!?! Where are we gonna get a Magical Cloak from?!?!
Starshine: [whispering to Lotad] Red Gyrados at the Lake of Rage.
Lotad: Yeah! Red Gyrados has one at the Lake of Rage!!!
Starshine: So the CCC went to the Lake of Rage and met up with Red Gyrados.
Red Gyrados: But you can call me Gyra!
Kimi: Hey Gyra!
Gyra: Hey Kimi! Have you come to get my Magical Cloak?
Posy: We sure have!
Suki: Meep!
Gyra: Who asked you?
Bagel: Whatever.
Gyra: Anyway, I'm sorry to say that you can't have it until I get a Magical Flower from the Magical Dancing Bellossom who lives next door. You have exactly one hour.
Fleya: But... if she lives next door, how come you don't go yourself?
Gyra: I don't have any legs. You'll see what I mean.
Starshine: So the CCC headed next door. The Magical Bellossom greeted them, saying:
Bellossom: Hi! You can call me Bebee!
Kimi: Hi Bebee.
Bebee: Let me guess. You want my Magical Flower so you can give it to Gyra to get the Magical Cloak so you can give it to Lotad to get the Magical Rock so you can give it to Starshine so Kirike won't kill her and we won't all be forced into non-existence?
Moonlight: Erm... Well, pretty much, yeah.
Bebee: Only if you can beat me on the third dancing stage of Happy Feet for PS2!
Fleya: But... Pokémon is a Nintendo thing. Why are you playing a Sony thing?
Bebee: Don't worry, I added it to the disclaimer. BTW, Nintendo and Sony; Please don't sue!
Bagel: Whatever.
Starshine: So the CCC each challenged Bebee to a dance-off. In the end Kimi's fabulous four-legged coordination won a match and Bebee went to the back to get a Magical Flower. However...
Posy: However what?
Suki: Meep?
Bebee: I can't find it. Y'know I think I already gave it out. These seems to be a Magical Rock shortage so you lot are the fourth challengers I've had today.
Bagel: Oh for the love of Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles!
Starshine: In the end, Bagel went up to Bebee and ripped a flower of off her head. Bebee gasped, and then sighed, and then pulled a clip-on flower from that Magical Place Called Nowhere (which, BTW, I do technically own 600 shares in) and slapped that onto her head.
Then the CCC went back next door and thrust the Semi-Magical Flower at Gyra.
Gyra: Huh? Oh yeah...You're 12 seconds late. You now have an hour and a half to retrieve the Magical Feather from the Tail of the Magical Noctowl and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!
Starshine: Posy thundershocked him and grabbed the cape from his back. When the CCC turned back, they were met by a boy and a girl staring with giant sweatdrops at the tiny little Plusle who just OHKO'ed the Red Gyrados.
Posy: What? I had to do something!
Starshine: Upon receiving no reply:
Posy: Oh for the love of Ritz Cheese Crackers!
Starshine: The CCC went back to Lotad's shop with the Cloak and threw it in his face.
Moonlight: There's your **** of a Cloak! Now give us the ******* Rock!
Starshine: Uh, I think you'll find it's a MAGICAL Cloak and a MAGICAL Rock... Little stars don't count as being magical unless they're pentagrams, in which case they are MAGICAL Stars that, sorry, I still do not own.
Bagel: Whatever.
Starshine: And what's the deal with you?!?! All you've said all Fic is Whatever, except when you said Oh for the Love of Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles!
Bagel: ...Whatever...
Starshine: [grabs the rock] Hey Kirike!
Kirike: What?
Starshine: I kinda lost your pet rock...
[CCC stares at her]
Starshine: Magical Rock, but I found it again!
Kirike: Magical Rock?
Starshine: Long story. But here it is!
Kirike: Uh, Starshine? My rock is right here. I was giving it a bath. And why do I have the feeling you made the CCC do something stupid?
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Until next time, Starshine Umbreon (and Kirike) (and all the guys at CCC) ^^
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