The second of the CCCeries, with a new member to the Crew of Insanity... It can only mean one thing... STARSHINE RETURNS!
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, that is owned by Nintendo, not me, Nintendo. Also, this episode is dedicated to Raichu, who is the very kind web master who posts my stories, and who also runs the TV shop ^^ [Huh!?!?—ed.]. Also, I can't wait forever for non-existent competition winners so I plan for ANY entries to be introduced in the fourth story. Thank you for your time.
Starshine: Hey guys, and welcome back to the CCCeries! In this episode, I give each of our group members a Pokémon Egg and the one who hatches theirs first, gets a surprise!
Kirike: What kinda surprise?
Starshine: If I told you it wouldn't be a surprise!
Kirike: ...
Starshine: Yeah... so... [holds up egg box] here are the eggs, now lets throw in the chaos, in:
Starshine: Right, you lot. I have here exactly six, that's six, Pokémon Eggs. That's one each. The first to hatch their egg, gets a surprise!
Kimi (the Vulpix): What kinda surprise?
Starshine: [sweatdrops] Look up there... [points to Kirike's first line]
Posy (the Plusle): But I can't read.
Suki (the Sunkern): Meep!
Moonlight (the Houndour): Wait... how did you read the script?
Starshine: Shh!
Posy: I get it on CD.
Moonlight: Wow, you must have very good memory. But... where do you play them? We don't have electricity, or a CD player.
Posy: Actually, I bought one with the payment from last episode and I power it myself.
Kimi: But then how did you get the first episode's scripts?
Starshine: HEY!!! LET'S GET BACK TO THE EGGS!!! Yeah, so... here! And also, for all of you readers at home, I'll write out each Pokémon's stories separately!
Moonlight carefully took an egg in his mouth and set off around the back of the cave. He set it down on the ground and stared at it. How was he supposed to hatch this? He had a lot better things to do with his time. He tried to remember what he had seen on the Nature Channel—
Starshine: Where did you see the Nature Channel?
Moonlight: What do you think I do when I'm not following your insane scripts? There's a TV shop down the street, you know, the one that Raichu runs? He was showing it in his window last Friday.
Kirike: Oh yeah, I saw that!
Starshine: When did you see it? You were playing Twister with Kimi and Posy last Friday.
Kirike: It was repeated on Sunday.
Starshine: ...
Kimi: GET BACK TO THE STORY!!!
Starshine: OK...
What Moonlight had seen on the Nature Channel was a documentary on how a Swellow takes care of her eggs. She would build a nest from twigs and mud, and then sit on her eggs to keep them warm. So Moonlight got to work. He had soon built a huge nest from branches and mud, just big enough for him and his egg. Then he settled down and fell asleep next to his egg.
What Moonlight had forgotten was that as he slept, he had an annoying habit of breathing tiny flames, and accidentally set his nest on fire. He managed to escape, and even managed to get his egg out, but it was heavier than before. He set it down again, and the shell slowly broke away to reveal...a hard-boiled egg.
Tragedy: 1 CCC: 0
Kimi knew from what her mother had told her before she left that eggs need to be warm to hatch. And so she took a frying pan from that Magical Place called Nowhere (I won £50 on the stock market! Remember my 600 shares?), placed it on a rock and gently placed her egg into it. Then she put a tiny ember from her mouth and let it bounce around the egg. Suddenly, a ferocious Jigglypuff leapt out and threatened Kimi with it's microphone. She flamethrowered it and then returned to the egg. However, she forgot to switch back to ember and accidentally flamethrowered the now sunny-side-up fried egg.
Tragedy: 2 CCC: 0
Fleya (the Seel), being a water type and all, wanted his egg to be a water type too. So he showed his egg some amazing things you can do with water (but he forgot to acknowledge that eggs do not have eyes. He shot loads into the air and then used ice beam to freeze it into a model of an Umbreon, just like Starshine on the rare occasions that she decided to transform. He rode a wave (with quite a bit of style I must admit) and created an ocean in a hole that Team Rocket had dug and forgotten to fill in. He took the egg swimming, but did not realise that the cold had turned the egg into more of a rock and it never EVER did hatch...
Tragedy: 3 CCC: 0
Bagel (the Bagon) had absolutely no idea in the world as to what to do with an egg. So he tried to socialize with it. He went and picked some berries, and offered some to the egg. The egg did nothing. So Bagel ate them all. Then he put the egg in a little wooden cart that he had gotten from Lotad's store and took it down to Raichu's shop to watch the news (Bagel likes the news). The egg did nothing. So Bagel watched it on his own. Then he took the egg home and offered the egg a blanket. The egg did nothing. So Bagel left it all night and it never hatched.
Tragedy: 3 CCC: 0 Ignorance: 1
Suki wanted her egg to play with her so she bounced about it and sang tuneless songs and danced and rolled around and wanted the egg to join in, but it did nothing. Being very young and all, Suki got bored quickly and fell asleep. The egg never hatched.
Tragedy: 3 CCC: 0 Ignorance: 2
Posy carried that egg around with her everywhere in a little green bag, with dolls and teddies tucked in on every side. When she finally got tired, she fell asleep with a blanket around the egg, pillows on every side and herself on top.
A little later, she was woken by a strange cracking sound—
Starshine: Aaaaaaaand CUT! That's GREAT! You know what that is, Posy?
Posy: Huh? No. What is it?
Starshine: ...I thought you'd read the script.
Posy: We have a SCRIPT?!?!
Starshine: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!?! Right at the beginning, you were talking about how you get it on CD and power the player yourself and all that!
Posy: What are we talking about?
Starshine: I think you have short term memory loss.
Posy: Really?
Starshine: Ok... and ACTION!
And a pink thing came flying out of the egg, and it unfolded it's long green head-things and chirped, "Hoppip!"
Starshine: Wow! It's a Hoppip! I claim it as my own and I shall name it Kawaii!!
Kirike: Great, another addition to the Looney Bin...
Starshine: Thanks, everyone, for reading this, the second title in the CCCeries, and keep an eye out for the third story, Love at First Fright! So, see you then! Bye!
Kirike: Bye...
Moonlight: See ya!
Kimi: Thanks for reading!
Fleya: Be seeing you soon!
Bagel: ...Whatever...
Suki: Meep!
Posy: In a bit!
Kawaii: Piiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
© Starshine Umbreon 2007
