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Pokémon Fan Fiction
Disclaimers
What happens when your standard fanfic disclaimer gets boring? What do all those wonderfully creative authors do to make a tedious part of their life more interesting? Here are some witty disclaimers that I've come across in Pokémon fanfics I've read on the web.
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February 2008 Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey, May, Max, Pikachu, any of the cities, any of the characters, any of the attacks, any episodes, or anything like that. I own the plot, though, so please don't steal it. I worked hard to come up with it! (Really, I did.) Thanks again! |
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January 2008 Disclaimer: It is with a heavy heart that I admit that the exclusive rights to Pokémon aren't mine, nor will they ever be. From Fishing by WeirdDutchGuy. |
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May 2006 Disclaimer: I do not own Poke'mon, it does not own me. What a deal. From Just Another Fanfic by mystery of misery. |
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March 2006 Disclaimer~I don't own pokemon or much else for that matter. From Latias's Love by Lonepichu. |
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March 2006 Disclaimer: I dont own Pokemon, and I know I never will. |
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February 2006 Disclaimer: The rights to Pokémon and all related merchandise belong to their respective owners, and I'm not one of them unfortunately. From Lost by WeirdDutchGuy. |
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January 2006 Do you think Nintendo would sue me if I forgot to put a disclaimer? Don't they have enough money already? From Quest for the Wine Gums by Dannichu. |
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December 2006 Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, disclaimers, or any words of the English language. From Part of the Darkness by Angstic Articuno. |
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November 2006 Disclaimer: Sad though it is, I don't own Pokemon. If I did Harley would get a better voice and Drew and May would have hooked up long ago. From Deception, Chapter 2 by Koukla Doll. |
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October 2006 Disclaimer: Believe me, if I owned Pokémon, every episode would feature pies taking over the world, birds of death, bowls of cabbage soup with IQs of 10000 and the metric system. Be grateful I don't own it! From Pokémon Survivor by Dannichu. |
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September 2006 Disclaimer: This was written back in the days when Pokémon fanfic writers didn't write disclaimers. From Grass Rampage by Morbane. |
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August 2006 (Insert standard Pokémon disclaimers here) From The Edge of Tomorrow by Metal Mewtwo. |
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July 2006 Disclaimer: I dont own Pokémon; but I DO own Sparky, Nwacha, Hlin, Dracoru, Sianne, Sarah, Terra and Kerrigan. And you cant take them away from me! Well, unless you delete my Crystal and Ruby games, but if you did that youd be dead before you hit the ground. Any questions? |
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March 2006 Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon or claim any right to it. Yay Satoshi Tajiri. From Element Wild by Morbane. |
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February 2006 Pokémon is a registered trademark of
Nintendo Entertainment Inc., or whatever it is theyre calling their company.
As a big business, they are inherently evil, but fair is fair, so Im not
allowed to make money using their characters. As such, those of you who would
like to purchase any Dixie merchandise or memorabilia are welcome to send
random amounts of money to: From BadgeQuest: The Big Goodbye by Cyberwraith9. |
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January 2006 Disclaimer: I bet you think you know whats coming... I dont own Pokemon, I didnt invent it, blah blah blah. Actually, I give you credit for being smart enough to know that Pokemon was not invented by some pathetic teenage girl with too much time on her hands. From Time Travel, Insanity, and a Whole Lot of Noodles by BouncyBluePenguin. |
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December 2005 Disclaimer: I'll own pokemon when I own Nintendo. But that doesn't look like it is going to be happening in the future..... at all. From Double, Double Trouble by Gema J. Gall. |
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November 2005 Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon and all that. From The Pokademy Awards by Dragonfree. |
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October 2005 Disclaimer: Come, come, now. I wouldnt be writing pokemon fanfics if I owned Pokemon, now would I? Nope, didnt think so. ;) From Shadows of Time by Wydinel Sheergale. |
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September 2005 Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own Pokemon. Wish I did though. From Events Better Left Untold by Togepretty. |
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August 2005 =Legal Disclaimer= From Badgequest: "If At First You Don't Succeed..." by Cyberwraith9. |
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July 2005 I don't own Pokémon. Although technically, Pokémon isn't even actually mentioned, so I can't see why it matters. From The experiment by Dragonfree. |
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June 2005 I dont own Pokemon or Nintendo. Though if I could hav any pokemon in the world Id hav a pikachu! From Ash and the game by caddyl. |
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May 2005 I dont own Pokémon. I dont own Ash, or Misty. Im currently timesharing Brock with a hair gel corporation based outside of Portland, Oregon (I jest, of course). In addition, I dont own the concept of true love or romance, nor do I experience either with nearly enough frequency. From I'm Not Your Cinderella! by Cyberwraith9. |
