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Pokémon JokesHere are some of the most ludicrous puns I have ever heard. How do you fit 100 Pikachu onto a bus? Answer: Poke 'em on. This one's been doing the rounds for ages. When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor? Answer: When it's Bulbasaur [= when its bulb is sore]. This one came from the TV show. When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor? Answer: When it's Koffing. This is my sick imitation of the previous one. Name a low fat Pokémon. Answer: Butterfree. This one came from the same TV episode. What did Pikachu say when it was playing hide'n'seek with Togepi? Answer: Peek-a-choo! My own joke -- you want to hide from it, I can tell. What do you get when you put Ash in a room full of 10 fighting Charizard? Answer: Ash and 10 Charizard [ash = cinders]. You can flame me for this one. What did Pikachu say when he saw Ash fall over a cliff? Answer: Pikachu [that's all he can say]. You can throw me over a cliff for making this one up. It's from on an old schoolyard joke based on the Australian TV series, Skippy. Why didn't Chikorita cross the road? Answer: Because it was chicken. Got this one emailed to me by Mark. He wasn't chicken to contribute, so neither should you! What's Pikachu's favourite dessert? Answer: Shock tarts. Got this one emailed to me by Jordon. Bet you got a jolt out of that one. What's Pikachu's favourite treat? Answer: Shock-chip cookies. My own ridiculous version of Jordon's. Shocking, isn't it? Why don't you treat our readers to another joke of your own! What pokemon lives on a farm? Answer: A cowderpie! Heh, heh. There's no such Pokémon! But it got mentioned once on TV as a joke. So this is a joke on a joke! It was sent in by Jessica. What three Pokémon can count in Spanish? Answer: Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres This one was sent in by Andreea. Can I count on you to send in some more? What do naughty Pikachu do? Answer: Peek-at-chu [= Peek at you]. This one was sent in by Elisabeth. I hope you've liked having a peek at the jokes on this page! Who are the two most famous people in the whole world? Answer: Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, since they have Pokémon named after them. I'm famous too, since I made up this top joke! Why does a Charizard have a flame on its tail? Answer: Because it wouldn't look good with a carrier bag. Thanks for the submission, Acetom, but I think this one should be hidden in a carrier bag. What do you get when you cross a Pikachu and a pizza parlour? Answer: Pizzachu. This one was also submitted by Acetom. Better send in better jokes or I'll get cross! How many Slowpoke does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one. It just takes a few hours. I found this one on the Pokeschool Forums. What does a Pokémon take for constipation? Answer: Snor-Lax! Submitted by Master Wilhelm. A Snorlax on Snor-Lax... think about it! What's do you call a whole-grain Pokémon? Answer: Rye-chu! Submitted by Master Wilhelm. What did the french fire Pokémon say when asked how he would defeat a Power Ranger? Answer: "I'll Char 'iz zord!" Submitted by Master Wilhelm. If you don't get it, neither do I. Which Pokémon coughs out a lot of snot? Answer: Loogy-a! Submitted by Master Wilhelm. Which Pokémon came from a different planet? Answer: Venus-saur! Made up by Master Wilhelm who must have been spaced out on something. What is the most disgusting Pokémon? Answer: Vile-plume! Submitted by Master Wilhelm. What do you call a Pokémon who loves street-racing? Answer: Nitro-king! Submitted by Master Wilhelm. This joke is better than laughing gas! Which Pokémon is of French origin? Answer: Paras! And I suppose you find them at Mont Lune. Submitted by Master Wilhelm. Which is the grumpiest Pokémon? Answer: Krabby! Thank you Master Wilhelm for your tasteless submission that I never want to hear again. What did Dorothy Gale name her Pokémon? Answer: Toto-dile! Submitted by Master Wilhelm. What's the hottest Pokémon? Answer: Chik-orita! And all the while I thought it was Magmar. Submitted by Master Wilhelm. What do you call a baby eletric pokemon? Answer: A shockling. Ah! The shockling truth has been revealed. Submitted by James Curtis. Why should you never take a shower with a Pokemon? Answer: Because they Pikachu [= peek at you]. And I thought it was because they WEEdle in the bath. Thanks Laura for your submission. Why did Combusken cross the road? Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken! Submitted by Cassidy. Why doesn't Blastoise share? Answer: Because it's a shellfish (selfish) Pokémon. Hmmm... Cassidy, do you have a speech impediment? At least you're not selfish—you've shared your jokes with us! (And you're not a shellfish either.) What Pokémon sounds like a train? Answer: Pika-chu-chu! Thanks Cassidy. You know, she's trained me to publish whatever she dishes out! "Knock Knock" JokesKnock knock! Ok, this one's pathetic. But since it's the first one I thought of and it's about Raichu, I thought I'd include it. Knock knock!
Knock knock!
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